Haint Misbehavin'

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• Flush
  
  Bestselling novelist Carl Hiaasen is back with another hysterical mystery adventure for young readers, set in the Florida Keys. Noah's dad has a little problem with anger control. He tried to stop the Coral Queen casino boat's illegal dumping . . . by sinking the boat.

  • ISBN13: 9780375861253
  • Condition: New
• Green Eggs and Ham (I Can Read It All by Myself Beginner Books)
  
  To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the original publication of Green Eggs and Ham, we’re making available—for a limited time only—a special foil-covered Party Edition at the regular-edition price of $8.99.

  • ISBN13: 9780394800165
  • Condition: New
• The Phantom Tollbooth
  
  Illustrated in black-and-white. We're celebrating the thirty-fifth anniversary (1996) of this modern kids' classic with a special hardcover edition! This ingenious fantasy centeres around Milo, a bored ten-year-old who comes home to find a large toy tollbooth sitting in his room.
• Richard Scarry's What Do People Do All Day
  
  Illus. in full color. Shows and tells what busy people do every day to build houses, sail ships, fly planes, keep house, and grow food.

  • ISBN13: 9780394818238
  • Condition: New
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Book 5)
  
  We could tell you, but then we'd have to Obliviate your memory.

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• The Going-To-Bed Book
  
  Serious silliness for all ages. Artist Sandra Boynton is back and better than ever with completely redrawn versions of her multi-million selling board books. These whimsical and hilarious books, featuring nontraditional texts and her famous animal characters, have been printed on thick board pages, ...

  • ISBN13: 9780671449025
  • Condition: New
• Oh, the Places You'll Go!
  
  "Don't be fooled by the title of this seriocomic ode to success; it's not 'Climb Every Mountain,' kid version. All journeys face perils, whether from indecision, from loneliness, or worst of all, from too much waiting.

  • ISBN13: 9780679805274
  • Condition: New
• Frindle
  
  Is Nick Allen a troublemaker? He really just likes to liven things up at school -- and he's always had plenty of great ideas. When Nick learns some interesting information about how words are created, suddenly he's got the inspiration for his best plan ever...the frindle.

  • ISBN13: 9780689818769
  • Condition: New
• Stormbreaker (An Alex Rider Adventure)
  
  They told him his uncle died in a car accident. But fourteen-year-old Alex knows that's a lie, and the bullet holes in his uncle's windshield confirm his suspicions. But nothing could prepare him for the news that the uncle he always thought he knew was really a spy for MI6-Britain's top secret inte...
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  
  The war against Voldemort is not going well: even Muggle governments are noticing. Ron scans the obituary pages of The Daily Prophet looking for familiar names. Dumbledore is absent from Hogwarts for long stretches of time, and the Order of the Phoenix has already suffered losses.
• Potty (Leslie Patricelli board books)
  
  A new toddler title charts a crucial achievement.There comes a point in a toddler’s life when going in one’s diaper is only one possible option, and the question must be raised: Should I go in my potty? With pitch-perfect humor and pacing, Leslie Patricelli follows the inner dialogue (sure to have l...
• Judy Moody (Book #1)
  
  Reissued in a way-cool paperback design"Judy Moody was in a mood. Not a good mood. A bad mood. A mad-faced mood."To start, Judy Moody doesn't have high hopes for third grade. Her new desk won't have an armadillo sticker with her name on it.

  • ISBN13: 9780763648497
  • Condition: New
• Tuck Everlasting
  
  A New York Times Bestseller An ALA Notable Book Granted eternal life after drinking from a magic spring, the Tuck finds that living forever at one age is less a blessing than it might seem. An Accelerated Reader® title for Ages 9-12.
• Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
  
  When a bus driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place-a pigeon! But you've never met one like this before. As he pleads, wheedles, and begs his way through the book, children will love being able to answer back and decide his fate.

  • ISBN13: 9780786819881
  • Condition: New
• Curious George Goes to an Ice Cream Store
  
  There are so many colorful, delicious flavors of ice cream in Mr. Herb's store. Which should George try? Why not a scoop of everything? It doesn't take long for a mischievous monkey to make a mountain of a mess, but Curious George manages to turn chaos into triumph as only he can.
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever
  
  The sixth book in the phenomenal bestselling series.
• Happy Hippo, Angry Duck: A Book of Moods
  
  Are you HAPPY AS A HIPPO?Or ANGRY AS A DUCK?Maybe SAD AS A CHICKEN? (Can you sadly say "CLUCK CLUCK"?) Bestselling author Sandra Boynton is back in this all-new board book about moods. Boynton's clever animals exemplify a wide range of emotions in this hilarious story about different feelings.
• Stink
  
  Every morning, Judy measures Stink, and it's always the same: 3 feet, 8 inches tall. Stink feels like even the class newt is growing faster than he is. Then one day, the ruler reads--3 feet, 7 and three-quarter inches! Can it be? Is Stink shrinking? Stink tries everything to look like he's grow...
• Winnie-The-Pooh
  
  This double cassette is a dramatization by David Benedictus of the popular children's book. A cast of actors play Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends, and there are sound effects and music.
• Haint Misbehavin'
  
  The start of a fun middle-grade series, The Ghost Handlers, follows Heather Tildy, an Atlanta teen with a troublesome habit of attracting ghosts. Middle-child Heather has enough to worry about with sisters, boys and school.
• The Name of this Book Is Secret (Secret Series)
  
  Warning: this description has not been authorized by Pseudonymous Bosch. As much as he'd love to sing the praises of his book (he is very vain), he wouldn't want you to hear about his brave 11-year old heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest.
• Ramona Quimby, Age 8
  
  Ramona Quimby, one of the most loved characters in children's fiction, has now reached third grade. At school, she acquires a new teacher, Mrs. Whaley, who addresses the class as "you guys." At home, she helps the family "squeak by" as her father returns to college to become an art teacher.All the Q...
• Garbage! Monster! Burp!
  
  A monster at the bottom of a hill eats all of the garbage generated by the town on top of the hill. This provides two important benefits: The monster is happy with plenty to eat and the town stays nice and clean.
• Seven Fun Stories for 4-7 Years Olds
  
  Seven Fun Stories for KidsThe Most Important Space Mission Ever - Captain Dom, is ready for an important space mission to find alien life forms. But, just before blast off Dom has to stop the count down.
• Zachary Zombie and the Lost Boy, A Story for Demented Children
  
  This is a SHORT STORY approximately 4100 words, which translates to about 22 printed pages.Zachary is the personal zombie of Gert the Wicked Witch. She sent him to fetch newts from the forest.